I need to get promoted.
I love listening to Jeremy drive.
summeritis: He doesn’t talk to the drivers like regular people do, he talks to the cars. “Nononononono, prius. You stay there.”
I miss singing.
Me: i think it's funny how guys are always in love with big boobs but then they don't think about when the women get older their boobs start sagging :D
Chan: ummmmmm fake boobs dont sag kristy. this is why i only care if the boobs are real :) if they have fake boobs..
Me: THEY DO IF THEY POP
Chan: you date them now..but then break up with them before they get older
Chan: THEN YOU PUT IN NEW ONES! :)
Chan: its like tires..
Chan: i dont know why we like boobs so much either
Chan: its just fat!
Me: what about asses
Chan: well asses never really mattered that much to me
Chan: idk why
Chan: probably cause poop comes out of there.
Buying a jacket from Metropark...
Me: Metropark is expensive. Babe. I'm not made out of money!
Jeremy: No, you're made out of sugar and clouds and a bunch of beautiful things
I FOUND MY GLASSES!...
I want you to grow with me. I want us to grow to be different people, but...– Jeremy Snyder (via summeritis)