Dream:

(I was telling Zach about an Indian movie I watched)
Zach: (laughs) So basically you watched a whole movie with people doing pow wows?
Me: No baby, I said Indians, like from India. Not Native Americans.
Zach: No baby, those are black people.
Me: No, LOL. Those are African Americans.
Zach: Oh shit. Then where did Native Americans come from? India?
Me: America. That's why they're the natives.